Construction Zone Enthusiast Gifts

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Building Blocks.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'