Construction Zone Navigator Gifts

You know, I'll bet there's enough time to get out and water that traffic barrel.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'I take it this department has had conflicts.'

'We're facing a hostile takeover.'

'Busting balls since 1983.'

'I think the problem is, Lydia, you're a man-hater and Robert, you're a woman-hater, and I can't stand either one of you.'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

'When the going gets tough, the tough SUE.'

"Enigmas happen. Relax for goodness sake."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

"I never realized trying to have a baby would mean replacing the soft music and candlelight with an ovulation strip, a thermometer, and a starter pistol."

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"Before kindergarten, I was into that whole downtown nursery-school scene."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"You may want to steer clear of Jensen until he gets accustomed to you. He can be a bit territorial."

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

Street Maze.