Contract Navigator Gifts

'Naturally, the list of those of us receiving law degrees would be in small print.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Uh-Oh..."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

The Devil's in the detail!

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway