Contract Navigator Prints

'Naturally, the list of those of us receiving law degrees would be in small print.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Uh-Oh..."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Battery Lighthouse

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

The Devil's in the detail!

Meeting. 'Meh.'

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."