Business Navigator Prints

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Uh-Oh..."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Yin and Yang VPs.

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Made in China.

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'