Business Navigator Gifts

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Uh-Oh..."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

You are here.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

Made in China.

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'