Sales Navigator Gifts

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Uh-Oh..."

"I am not asking for directions."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Battery Lighthouse

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Yin and Yang VPs.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Change of management - warning about revolving door policy