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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
'Are you sure that's the right map?'
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."
'Are we there yet?'
'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."
'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'
Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?
"Uh-Oh..."
'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.
The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.
"I am not asking for directions."
'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'
'I blame the nothing for something culture.'
Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.
With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.
Titanic: How's my steering.
Battery Lighthouse
'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'
"How have you managed to keep your job?"
'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'
'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'
'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'
"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."
'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'
"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"
"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"
"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."
"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"
"You are here"
"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."
"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"
Set sail
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