It Navigator Gifts

"Oh my, it seems John was talking to the guys in IT again!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'