Customer Service Navigator Gifts

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

You are here.

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Made in China.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

'You have a friend request.'

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

Social Media Elevator

'I've survived here by always maintaining my honesty, integrity, and plausible deniability.'

Bureaucratic castle