Home Navigator Gifts

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

Sat Nav - Directions Through The House.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Online form - Submit.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I am not asking for directions."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Battery Lighthouse

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Fishing direction sign.

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'