
"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."
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"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."
Continuing education.
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.
"It's going to be one of those days."
Cuba restarts virtual classes
'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'
'I love these senior citizen discounts.'
'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."
"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."
Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...
Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.
Working from Home with Kids
Golfers lost on the road
The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?
Newly Qualified Teacher.
Are you really here?
"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."
Gone Lecturin'
"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."
"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."
"Nice putt."
Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.
"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."
"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."
'Angry parents on lines 1,2,3,4 and 5.'
Part-time, Associate, Tenured.
"There are some folks waiting to play through."
'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'
Miss Manners: Inappropriate and Appropriate.
"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."
American and European Economy.
Breakout Room
Sat Nav - Directions Through The House.
'I've been offered a week under the viaduct and three nights in a pizza hut doorway, after which I get my own cardboard box.'
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