Business World Navigator Gifts

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'Son, this company doesn't deal with crooks. That's what it hires lobbyists to do.'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"Mr Yomp isn't handling your account anymore - we sent him back to square one!"

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"Uh-Oh..."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

Above reproach.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

Yin and Yang VPs.

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

No - what kind of answer is no?