World Navigator Gifts

Man trips over a border.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Are we there yet?'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

Better times ahead.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

Business Duck

Fishing direction sign.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Day one, post grad

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."