Digital World Navigator Gifts

"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."

A swarm of national education gurus will visit our school tomorrow. They want to admire our brilliant science projects. Should we bring our reports? No need. To ensure quality

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Day one, post grad

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"This translation app isn't working."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Web cams. Web scams

'Data, data everywhere!'

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

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Europe

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."