Digital Era Navigator Gifts

'He's not seeing anyone in person. He prefers that you upload a video clip to him. Here's his email address.'

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"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The Life of Pi

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Modern Life Blues

"This translation app isn't working."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Number Phobia.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background