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"So you turned off the power, huh?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Building Blocks.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Folding Container.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'