Construction Site Admirer Gifts

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

The First Cone of Shame.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

The successful rubbernecker...

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

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Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Where's the Danish?"

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Well, they were the low bidders.'

"We're over budget already and we haven't finished building the scale model."

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level