Construction Site Admirer Gifts

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

The successful rubbernecker...

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"Where's the Danish?"

Applications

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

'Well, they were the low bidders.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"We're over budget already and we haven't finished building the scale model."

A contractor preparing an bid estimate is surrounded by stacks of cost books, but is flipping a coin to make his decisions.