Construction Voyeur Gifts

"Whatcha buildin'?"

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

The successful rubbernecker...

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Applications

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"Where's the Danish?"