Project Voyeur Gifts

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'Well, here's the problem...that IS his comfort zone.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

New Covid Wave

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"Whatcha buildin'?"

House of Commons: PMQ - Bring Your Own Boos

Igloo with a view

"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

Is Graham still working on that top secret jet plane project?

"Remember that crazy, totally unhinged conspiracy-theory rumour I started just to see how many loonies were out there?. . . It's one viral!"

Garden View

"They've named a star cluster, and the woman across the street's bedroom, after me."

Small desert island with CCTV cameras on the palm tree.

Steve Bannon - Political Advisor, Provocateur, Thought He Was Above The Law.

Spice Wimmyn.