Vintage Voyeur Gifts

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Fashion over function!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Computer Address Book.

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

Weltanschauung (worldview).

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

New Covid Wave

Igloo with a view

"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."