Vintage Voyeur T-Shirts

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Fashion over function!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Computer Address Book.

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

Weltanschauung (worldview).

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Blood Donor Centre

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

New Covid Wave

"The following report contains images some viewers may find disturbing. . .so pay attention."

Igloo with a view