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Window Washing. Trust me

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I don't believe in you!"

Push for Disco...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Serenading

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

New York Netherworld

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

Holiday cottage

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Thumbing a Lift.

Vacation Bus Photo

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"