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Igloo with a view

Yard Sale

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"Good to see they're trying to keep the high street vibe."

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'You'll love this split level maisonette...' (man falls down split level).

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

The Movers Strip - Use of mirrors in selling a property

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'This is great, I'll take it.'

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

House viewing

"Watch out for the low beams!"

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

"Wait until you see the view from the den!"

House detective.

'People who live in glass houses are rare.'

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

"But what's really special about this place is that there is not even the faintest hint of Kirstie Allsopp."