Property Voyeur Prints

Igloo with a view

Yard Sale

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"It has tremendous possibilities."

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Grandma is included in the purchase price."

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'You'll love this split level maisonette...' (man falls down split level).

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

'This is great, I'll take it.'

The Movers Strip - Use of mirrors in selling a property

"Watch out for the low beams!"

"This house must be very kid friendly. It has handprints wallpaper..."

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

House viewing

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

House detective.

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."

'People who live in glass houses are rare.'

"Well, you did say that you were looking for a detached property."

"Wait until you see the view from the den!"