Vehicle Voyeur T-Shirts

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

Car traffic.

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

'Well, here's the problem...that IS his comfort zone.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

New Covid Wave

"Whatcha buildin'?"

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

House of Commons: PMQ - Bring Your Own Boos

Igloo with a view

"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."

'It puts me off 'going in' to get my veins done, Edith!'

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

Garden View

"They've named a star cluster, and the woman across the street's bedroom, after me."

Small desert island with CCTV cameras on the palm tree.

"Oh, right - like I'm the problem."