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De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Run from the hills!

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"She's family."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

I can't wait till they get one of those things...