Star Voyeur T-Shirts

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Moon

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

While no one was looking, Wanda placed a decal with her name on it on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

'Which one's Ringo?'

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Olivia Newton-John 1948-2022

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

"Starlight...starbright...First star I see tonight..."

New Covid Wave

News headline: stars without make-up!

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

'You don't have to worry about Leonardo DiCaprio dad, I still prefer you.'

Igloo with a view

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."

House of Commons: PMQ - Bring Your Own Boos

"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."

Son of the Morning Star

Three 'wise' men.

"I don't need to check your chart! The best time for you to have surgery is right now!"