Star Voyeur T-Shirts

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Moon

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Olivia Newton-John 1948-2022

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

New Covid Wave

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

"Starlight...starbright...First star I see tonight..."

News headline: stars without make-up!

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

House of Commons: PMQ - Bring Your Own Boos

Igloo with a view

"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."

Son of the Morning Star

"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."

"I don't need to check your chart! The best time for you to have surgery is right now!"