Interstellar Voyeur T-Shirts

"They've named a star cluster, and the woman across the street's bedroom, after me."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

Snowman

Alien Painting Moon

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

Alpha Centauri

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

Planet is a target.

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

"Ma? I met someone!"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

"Still, you've got to admire them for trying."