Interstellar Voyeur Gifts

"They've named a star cluster, and the woman across the street's bedroom, after me."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

We're With Stupid

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Intergalactic Travel Agency

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Snowman

Alien Painting Moon

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

Alpha Centauri

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Ma? I met someone!"

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

"Still, you've got to admire them for trying."