Urban Observer T-Shirts

'From up here they look like us.'

Push this button if you need to feel like your doing something.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Domestic Spying Drones

I'm Apathetic And Nobody Cares.

The world of surveillance.

"Spare change for those unfortunate enough to have to walk around in a bird costume all day?"

Stoop Fan

'You asking or offering?

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'It's a terrible pitch but you can't beat the view.'

"Just a small favour, Perkins. Stop saying 'd'ailleurs'"

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

"Well, finally the city has a crew working on that bad pothole."

Crowd taking picture of mugger with their phone cameras.

Central London

'Lee has still got a lot to learn about looting.'

'Can I just have the five bucks?'

'He strikes a thoughtful pose, but he's actually watching a woman undress in her apartment.'

"Hello-is there anybody home?"

'Red sky at night - the estate's on fire again.'

Contrasting Lifestyles

"Spare the price of a triple-choc mochafrappaccino with extra caramelised sprinkles, guv?"

Defective Media Image.

Smokers Having to Go Outside of Building to Smoke

A homeless ( shell-less ) snail living out of a cardboard boxcarton.

"Please hurry, I'm double parked."

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

Drunk at a loading zone.

Conductor and driver talking insultingly about a passenger.

Please Help! Grateful for spare change. . .Will accept Venmo and Bitcoin.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"You know what I like about New York? Nothing works."

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

"The end is near." "Ya think?"