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'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

'You can't move for basement extensions around here.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Domestic Spying Drones

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

The world of surveillance.

You Know You're Old When...

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

The Motherhood

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"Thrown under the bus stop."

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Interrupted Shower.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

'From up here they look like us.'

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Trickle down...

Apartment construction.

City and factories rushing to meet trampling over green pastures

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'