Urban Development Observer Mugs

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Domestic Spying Drones

The world of surveillance.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

You Know You're Old When...

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

The Motherhood

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Interrupted Shower.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'From up here they look like us.'

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Trickle down...

Snail Peephole

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"It's 6 o'clock. Do you know what's trending now?"

Apartment construction.

City and factories rushing to meet trampling over green pastures