Urban Life Observers T-Shirts

'Mummy...what is that...?'

The End Was Near.

'Pret a manger' 'Pret a coucher'

Spotcheck: Big city crime comes to Midville.

Paper or plastic?

"But, I have to work from home. Otherwise, the junk man might haul it off while I'm away."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Domestic Spying Drones

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Down on Bourbon Street...

You trip on it, you buy it.

"He was much more effective in the field."

The world of surveillance.

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

Maternity Hospital

Mice 25¢

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Will Kill For Food

"Your sister got another promotion."