Construction Voyeur Pillows

"Whatcha buildin'?"

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

The successful rubbernecker...

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"Where's the Danish?"

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'English majors on the bulldozers, poli-sci majors on the dump trucks, sociology on the excavators...'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

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