Video Voyeur Pillows

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

'Well, here's the problem...that IS his comfort zone.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

New Covid Wave

"Whatcha buildin'?"

Igloo with a view

House of Commons: PMQ - Bring Your Own Boos

De Luxe Outfit for the Cat Burglar

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."

Garden View

Small desert island with CCTV cameras on the palm tree.

"That's the trouble these days lad, too many bent coppers in the force."

"According to the video replay, the finger print analyse, and the pathologists' report...giving you the red card is justified."

Spice Wimmyn.

If beauty pageant contestants were honest.