The successful rubbernecker...
Construction Watchers Pillows
Add a quirky touch to their home or office with our construction-themed pillows. Ideal for those who love to relax and gaze at their favorite construction sites.
Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.
"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."
Which One is Pulling Out?
Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.
'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'
'D'you ever get that uncanny feeling we're not being watched.'
Theory #243 on how fossils were made.
"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"
'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not U.S taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'
'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement
Obama and the Dragon
'If you'd like to, you can discuss the question of eating genetically-modified food with our staff ethicist.'
Primordial Waterfront Properties for Sale Now!
No 10-1984
Free to a Good Home: The final vestiges of our constitutional rights to privacy, due process, and independent judiciary and separation of church and state.
Taking Out The Trash
Drought ruined corn crop.
Fat Cat Bonuses
In Political Campaign
Capital Building of trash
Emerging from Bankruptcy.
"Whatcha buildin'?"
US Supreme Court
"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."
Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.
"The cost of housing just went up again."
'This appliance will replace that other appliance which replaced all those original appliances.'
'I'm the first candidate committed to preserving the sanctity of divorce!'
Warning: This neighborhood prowled by Bill Clinton.
His master's voice
The Gulf Crisis
You're watching tv on a laptop?! That's so stupid. Watch it, windbag. You're talking about the latest big thing, tone of great programming available for free on the internet. Really? It looks to me like a bunch of skateboarders running into things, and dogs doing tricks. You and your internet are total losers! War.
China will grow only 6 percent
Anonymous Super PAC donors being hit by public scrutiny.
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