Building Site Observers Gifts

Men Looking Down a Hole

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Domestic Spying Drones

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

The world of surveillance.

The successful rubbernecker...

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

You Know You're Old When...

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

'From up here they look like us.'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"Most people are too busy working to make any real money.''

Snail Peephole

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

Neighbourhood watch with mother

'It's not safe the way it is. It could fall on someone.'

Crowd taking picture of mugger with their phone cameras.

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.