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Homes for sale - some assembly required.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The Origami Society...

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

There is No Planet C

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'