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"I think I color in the lines because I'm neat. . . James says its 'cause I have OCD!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The Origami Society...

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"It's the adorable snowman!"