Creation Enthusiast Gifts

'Uh, You know that honor system you worked out with Adam and Eve?...'

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

Reach for the Star.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"Could you keep still?"

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"She's a natural!"

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Patents office.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

Tracey Emin's Bed

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Keyboard player

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'