Deconstruction Devotee Gifts

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Let's get organized

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Bonk!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

La Dame aux Camelias

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

Decluttering. . .

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

School of Karate

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

President 'Andy' Johnson Completes his Term of Office

I have to build an ark -- He's doing a total makeover.

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

Demolition Crew

'Delete - delete - delete.'

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

CONNNCREEETE!

I've had feedback from litigation...

1000 things to Demolish before you die

My consciousness vs my ego

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

Columbus Breaking the Egg.