Decompression Devotee Gifts

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Let's get organized

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Clown on bike.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Team Flute

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

The Colonel at home.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Decluttering. . .

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

School of Karate

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

1000 things to Demolish before you die

Medication: Take to Relieve Stress...

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

Love me, love me, love me, love me....