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'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

CONNNCREEETE!

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'This will finish it, boss!'

Pulling the BT tower down.

"I dunno, Ed...Blowing up buildings has lost its glamour for me!"

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"

Demo Skittles

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Graffiti Forever!

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I'm screwed...'

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

School of Karate

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"You must be the demolition team."

Japan-Reconstruction

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

President 'Andy' Johnson Completes his Term of Office

Beware of Dog

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'