Demolition Lovers T-Shirts

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Graffiti Forever!

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"Well, they were the low bidders."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'I'm screwed...'

"You must be the demolition team."

School of Karate

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

Brick House Builders. Wolf Says: 'I understand you need a general contractor...'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'How about a little charity begins at home, Mister Contractor of the Year?'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

DIY Hunting Trophy