Demolition Crew Gifts

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

Newton's Cradle Wrecking Balls

Graffiti Forever!

'We had to modify the wrecking ball so PETA wold stop complaining.'

'Can we have our ball back please?'

Beware of Dog

Wrecking Ball Clock

Demo Skittles

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'I'm screwed...'

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

"You must be the demolition team."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

School of Karate

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

'Can I call you back Harry, I think the restructuring has started.'

"Hello? Are there still openings in the stress management clinic?"

"We need someone with experience operating a wrecking ball. Huffing and puffing and blowing buildings down is pretty much an outdated skill these days."