Removal Company Staff Gifts

'REMOVALS, Head Office...may I help?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

The Move.

Dust Bunny

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Mad cleaning robot.

Graffiti Forever!

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Cinderella mopping up

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

Life on Earth - Oldie catwalk.

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

Now wash your hands.

Al's Skylines

Junk Mail.

'When the economy improves, you will get your company car back.'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'