Demolition Gifts

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Bulltoon: Bull dozer!

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

A wrecking ball gets a strike in a bowling alley.

CONNNCREEETE!

'They agreed to tear this house down for a third of what we pay our regular demolition team.'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

'The client asked to make sure you know it's the one on the left.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

A Woman's Touch

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"We do demolitions quickly and thoroughly. We let my teenage kids and their friends have a party in the house in question."

Demo Skittles

"We already demolished that!"

Demolition Crew

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'This will finish it, boss!'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Graffiti Forever!

Big B: implode...explode.

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

Wolf Demolition co.

Pulling the BT tower down.

Beware of Dog

'We had to modify the wrecking ball so PETA wold stop complaining.'

'Can we have our ball back please?'

'I'm screwed...'

Man blowing up cars.

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Demolition of a golfing company.