
Stu had a future in demolitions.
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Stu had a future in demolitions.
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'
Meow Power Demolition team.
A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.
'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'
Graffiti Forever!
Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.
"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."
'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'
"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."
'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'
Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.
' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'
'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'
"You must be the demolition team."
School of Karate
'I'm screwed...'
"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"
STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter
'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'
"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."
"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."
'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'
"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"
Scrapyard Worker
'You paid the insurance bill, right?'
Beware of Dog
The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.
"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"
'Can I call you back Harry, I think the restructuring has started.'
Newton's Cradle Wrecking Balls
"Hello? Are there still openings in the stress management clinic?"
Big B: implode...explode.
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