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"My husband has started working at home now too"

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Hello? Are there still openings in the stress management clinic?"

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

After his football career, Bobby 'Header King' Grunz found a satisfying new job.

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

The Move.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

Graffiti Forever!

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"You must be the demolition team."

'I'm screwed...'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

School of Karate

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Beware of Dog

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

"No, Ted, there's no way I'm going to put up with you working at home. You're a demolition man!"

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."