Furniture Remover Gifts

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'...but when I said I wanted a NEW wardrobe....'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

The Move.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Fumes from furniture

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

Movers & Shakers

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

Oh wow. Love your work.

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

'Here we go again, Mr Gloez, you are NOT a couch mechanic!'

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

'The sugar chest is original but the contents are artificial.'

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

'We didn't expect you this early!'

"For my next trick, I will make this piano my parents left me disappear by finding someone in the area who actually wants a piano, has a truck, and will pick it up for free."

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

A planet like ours - Ants carrying a piano.

Second hand furniture,second hand homes.

Piano Removers.

Cut out and keep your own French Polisher.